Honestly, Red Riding Hood Was Rotten!: The Story of Little Red Riding Hood as Told by the Wolf

Enjoyed by readers of age: 6 to 8

Read the most by: boys and girls

It seems that the Big Bad Wolf is actually a vegetarian that likes all varieties of apples. One day the very hungry Wolf meets Red Riding Hood in the forest and she looks as delicious as a ripe red apple. With directions to Granny's house he arrives to find the sweet old woman who reminds him of a Granny Smith apple and swallows her whole. When Little Red appears the Wolf, in bed in Granny's shawl and night cap, salivates as Little Red admires herself in the mirror. Her eyes are like apple seeds to Wolf, her ears like apple slices, her lips like a Red Delicious apple and so on until the Wolf cannot help himself (he is a vegetarian after all) and he eats her all up.