The Hostile Hospital

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Enjoyed by readers of age: 9 to 8

Read the most by: boys and girls

Dear Reader,

Before you throw this awful book to the ground and run as far away from it as possible, you should probably know why. This book is the only one which describes every last detail of the Baudelaire children's miserable stay at Heimlich Hospital, which makes it one of the most dreadful books in the world.

There are many pleasant things to read about, but this book contains none of them. Within its pages are such burdensome details as a suspicious shopkeeper, unnecessary surgery, an intercom system, anaesthesia, heart-shaped balloons, and some very startling news about a fire. Clearly you do not want to read about such things.

I have sworn to research this story, and to write it down as best I can, so I should know that this book is something best left on the ground, where you undoubtedly found it.

With all due respect,

Lemony Snicket

ISBN10: 0064408663	ISBN13: 9780064408660
Format: Hardback	Pages: 240
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers	GoodReads Rating: 4
Author: Lemony Snicket, Brett Helquist,